Like wearing a latex bodysuit that&rsquo;s two sizes too small.<br />
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            No.<br />
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            Like being in a full-body Chinese finger-trap.<br />
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            Closer, weirdly enough, but still no.<br />
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            I&rsquo;m beginning to come to terms with the fact that there&rsquo;s just no possible metaphor, simile or analogue I