A gentle chime plays, stirring you to consciousness as a digital voice says, “Good morning. You have been in suspension for--”“HELLO?” You hear loud banging on a door, drowning out the automated announcement. As you finally open your eyes, you come to realize you are lying on a bed in a motel room. At least, something that looks like one. A truly unnatural amount of light is coming through the ‘windows’ and there’s a monitor hanging from the ceiling that reads “WE ARE EXPERIENCIN