"Yes. Twilight and I will be taking a leave of absence from our posts, for very important and very private reasons!" Princess Celestia wasn't one for having to repeat herself. Goodness knows, when most ponies heard her talk, they would all but kill themselves to make her will a reality. So why wouldn't the crowd of reporters accept that she had legitimate reasons to 'leave' for a while to enjoy her honeymoon with her newly minted lover and fellow alicorn, Twilight?
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