F.O.O.D.<br />
(Feed Occupant On Delivery)<br />
Marcie<br />
had just guzzled down her Galupados Easy Honey when<br />
someone knocked. &quot;Oh, come on,&quot; she muttered. She closed<br />
her eyes as she sat by her pool, determined to ignore whoever it was,<br />
but the knock came again: bang, bang, bang, the heavy brass knocker<br />
on the outside door, echoing throughout her empty home. Her cat,<br />
startled the first time, only twitched this time.<br />
Huffing in exasperation, she got<br />
out of her lounge chair and grabbed her bathrobe to