Chet awoke with a groan, his head pounding as though his heart was in both of his ears. He rolled onto his side as he stirred, knocking a few empty cans off the couch and onto the floor. His hand trailed over the formless slush of his meal as he slowly opened his eyes... only to be met with a white rear, surrounded by a border of orange fur and black stripes. "What the f.."
'Frrrrrrtt~!' The tiger's rear responded proudly, his tail raised as he let out the blast of foul gas